Friday, March 20, 2009

Are you smarter than a 5th grade Asian kid?

Are you smarter than a 5th grade Asian kid?

HAHAHAHA!!!

*This test is not racist because it was created by an Asian kid.


It's still pretty racist, especially the caricatures which are foul and unnecessary.

I only got 7 out of 10, this test is way too hard!

7 comments:

Elver said...

9 out of 10.

Didn't get the metallic bonds question right.

In my defense my chemistry teacher was horribly bad.

Degenerasian said...

Do you think it's too hard? I remember learning the sin of a triangle in grade 5!

Elver said...

Hmm... If I say it wasn't hard, I'd be implying that you're stupid or something. If I say it's hard, I'd be kinda lying...

What's the right answer here? :P

Degenerasian said...

Implying that I am stupid is always the right answer :P

Elver said...

But saying something that might conceivably be construed as insulting your intelligence will decrease my chances of ever getting into your pants! And you're a hot chick! :(

I think the only way to reply without risking any of that would be to provide a self-deprecating remark.

Something like... I'm a geek and know these things, because I have no life.

While you obviously have not just a life, but a great life and since you've spent so much time enjoying your life, you don't know the answers to these science questions, because only people with no lives have time to learn those answers.

So, in essence, while I may be smarter than you, this smartness implies negative things about me and I am ashamed to admit it. You are clearly a better person than I.

Your faithful servant,
Elver the Magnificent
;)

P.S: The word verification for this comment is "phoranon"... Is that some Asian dish?

Degenerasian said...

That was very smooth!

But you're still allowed to call me dumb since you're never getting into my pants anyways :D

Elver said...

Dammit :(