Monday, April 13, 2009

Guests Rest Best on Pillowy Breasts

Source: Japanorama

Soft, rounded and oh so touchable... the billowy, bosomy Oppai Pillow is the stuff wet dreams are made of.

Every geek worth his figurine collection dreams of snuggling up to a real live girl before drifting off to slumberland. The Oppai Pillow is the next breast thing... er, next BEST thing. Not only is it soft, rounded and comfortable, owning one ensures any real live girls will stay far, far away from your bedroom.

"Oppai" means "breasts" in Japanese, in case you haven't figured that out yet and perhaps not surprisingly it's not the only pillow available in Japan that resembles some part of the female anatomy. Obviously there's a market for such things - either that, or there's a shortage of Japanese women willing to lend a hand (or something).

I don't know if it will send real girls running away. I kind of like it. It's a subtle substitute for a full inflatable doll!


Unknown said...

Hehehe..only in Japan!
(I wonder if they ship, overseas...?) ^ ^

Degenerasian said...

It's a small world now. Everything can be shipped overseas for the right price.