Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Secretary accidentally bites off boss’ penis


Source: Star Online



A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.

Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.

The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.

The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.

To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.

The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.

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Yes I know, Sin Chew Daily (snicker).

You couldn't make this stuff up.

3 comments:

Goro said...

Hahaha...Sin Chew Daily...yup, you can't make up stuff like that! Really made me laugh, this morning!

Anh Khoi Do said...

It took a weird title to catch my attention. It worked!

Erik said...

Something quite similar happens in the book and movie, The World According to Garp by John Irving. I wish I could feel bad for the boss but he was having his secretary blow him, pretty unethical and exploitative behavior.