Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Secretary accidentally bites off boss’ penis

Source: Star Online

A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.

Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.

The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.

The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.

To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.

The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.


Yes I know, Sin Chew Daily (snicker).

You couldn't make this stuff up.


Goro said...

Hahaha...Sin Chew Daily...yup, you can't make up stuff like that! Really made me laugh, this morning!

Anh Khoi Do said...

It took a weird title to catch my attention. It worked!

Erik said...

Something quite similar happens in the book and movie, The World According to Garp by John Irving. I wish I could feel bad for the boss but he was having his secretary blow him, pretty unethical and exploitative behavior.