Sunday, December 26, 2010

7up Chinese time travel commercial

Remember! Toilet Paper is very important!

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

EA SPORTS FIFA 11: We Are 11 TV Ad



Very cool! They couldn't find any Arsenal players to appear in the commercial that they had a team of entirely Asian chicks? :D

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Taiwan Commercial: Boyfriend Working Overtime




OOOPS!

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Topless Nissin Cup Noodles Light commercial

While surfing yourtube I found this one. You guys all like Cup of Noodles right? :)



Would this commercial ever be allowed in America?

Saturday, September 4, 2010

2010: A Case Odyssey

Phone commercials get weirder and weirder.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Impressing White Dudes!

Japanese makeup commercial to impress white dudes only!


Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Bet365 ad



/facepalm

How can the Asian gambling addict resist a Asian guy, with a fake accent, floating head and floating hands tell them they can bet on 36 markets! WOW!

Bet In-Play NOW!

Monday, September 21, 2009

Sony Ping Pong Mandarin Commerical



HAHAHA that's pretty funny.

For those who can speak Mandarin. That's pretty bad right?

Mandarin's such a tonal language there's no way these guys can pronounce it properly on such short notice. Especially Manning who's from the south. I hear LeBron is learning Mandarin. Perhaps they should have gotten him!

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Hot Pepper - Snoopy

Hot Pepper Commercial With Kaela Kimura And Snoopy


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This would be a cool ringtone! :)

Monday, July 6, 2009

Hyori Lee - Jessica Alba Commercial

Wow! Pretty cool to see these two in the same commercial.


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Behind The Scenes:

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Thursday, June 11, 2009

Bush Selling Herbal Tea!

George W. Bush lookalike Brent Mendenhall has been appearing in tea commercials on Japanese TV.

Thanks to @WatariGoro for the translations! :)


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Clerk: (Dept.) Chief...
Chief: Huh?
Clerk: Do you think the (business) proposal all right like this?
Chief: OK.. Farm!
Clerk: (stares, blankly)
Chief: (can't make out what he's trying to say. might just be, "What?", like he doesn't understand why she's just staring at him or may not even be in Japanese. The Bush-actor's pronunciation is really bad.) (Yeah what's NANCHATE!?)
Clerk: (continues to stare, blankly)

Text on the screen says: "Wash it away with our tea."
Narrator: Wash away stupidity with our tea...introducing the gentle herbal taste of our new Herbal Clear!


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Chief, staring at own reflection in mirror.
Clerk, staring at Dept. Chief.
Chief, staring at own reflection, more. Finally he says, "I do look like him...."

Text on the screen says: "Wash it away with our tea."
Narrator: Wash away stupidity with our tea...introducing the gentle herbal taste of our new Herbal Clear!


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At party.
Friend: Oh, that dress looks great!
Clerk: Thanks, I just bought it the other day. I like this kind of....(notices the elevator door opening and her Dept. Chief wearing a suit made with exact same pattern as her dress)

Chief: (points) You're wearing my pattern!

Text on the screen says: "Wash it away with our tea."
Narrator: Wash away stupidity with our tea...introducing the gentle herbal taste of our new Herbal Clear!

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Esthe WAM Hair Removal: Beauty Bowling

Source: Funny Commercials World



Released: May 2009
Advertiser: Esthe
Brand: Esthe WAM Hair Removal Course
Agency: Ogilvy & Mather Japan, Tokyo
Country: Japan

Creative Director: Takuya Matsuo
Art Director: Masahide Yoshimi
Director: Yoshinari Kamiya
Production Company: Pyramid Film, Tokyo
Copywriter: Hono Nakano, Wataru Sato
Producer: Koichi Hara



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Hahaha one left!

Friday, May 22, 2009

Rubberduckzilla

Rubberduckzilla!!!!!!!!!



Ok, I dont know about you, but I've never ever had another girl feed me a drink out of a bottle!


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Thursday, April 23, 2009

Air Canada Commercial

Been seeing this commercial alot during hockey games.

Air Canada commercial with mostly Asian themes in it and fingerpainting!


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How many Asian people can you count? :)

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Awful KY Intense Commercials

These commercials are so dumb. Gotta have a bit more energy for arousal jelly! It's too quiet, needs a jingle or something. Maybe I just don't get the commercial.

I'm not sure what this arousal jelly is for. Do people really need a 'nudge' like this to get in the mood? I don't need THAT much more satisfaction!


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God, those are boring. I wouldn't want them appearing in the middle an intense hockey game or something.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Jay Chou breaks Asian celebrity endorsement fee record


Source: Yahoo



The economy is dipping by the day, but artistes'endorsement fees are still soaring. Recently, Faye Wong was reported to have received about S$4million for her endorsement of a shampoo, breaking the Asian celebrity endorsement fee record. Less than a month after Wong set the record, Jay Chou broke it with S$6million received for endorsing a motorbike.

The motor vehicle company said they have been discussing the endorsement deal for more than a year, but started working on it only recently.

"Jay Chou is very cautious about what he endorses and will only agree to it after fully understanding the brand," the company's spokesperson said.

Within the contracted period of endorsement, the company will invite Chou to design a series of motorbikes in conjunction with the conceptual elements of his songs.

The commercial will be shot in Beijing in mid-May. The company will also be sponsoring Chou's China concerts.


No matter how bad the economy is, the rich get richer and people still buy luxury items. Jay Chou can sell anything. He literally has to beat girls away with a stick!

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Dole Bananas


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*Speechless*

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Skinny Macho Men

If you drink water you'll be a skinny macho man in a tank top, not the tough bare-chested macho man!


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Everyone's becoming a girly wimp :P

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

McDonalds Hockey Commercials

Source: Calgary Puck

Those that know me, know I am frequently on the Calgary Puck forum discussing a variety of issues. What makes the forum great is that even though it's a group of Flames fans, they talk not only about the Flames but what Flames fans are interested in (which is pretty much anything). Their "Off-Topic" is hilarious and would rival any forum of any kind.

So as I was surfing this morning, I found a thread with the old and new Mcdonalds hockey commercials. More on that later. One thing that's always bugs me about Asians is our kneejerk reaction to anything that might mock Asians. From yellow-face, to the Chinese or Japanese accent or the chinky-eye or just plain being "too Asian", a phrase I absolutely detest.

Here's an example: a 4 billion dollar lawsuit against Miley Cyrus

Embarassing!

So here's the first commercial with a french-canadian accent.


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Are french-canadians insulted? I've never heard anything. They probably had a good laugh.

Here's the newest one with a Russian accent.


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I wonder if Russian's are insulted. I doubt it. They're probably having a good laugh.

I'm a hockey fan so I love these cute commercials. I can't wait for the 3rd commercial when obviously the Quebec goalie and Russian sniper faceoff!

If you're Asian and you get easily uptight and protective whenever you see an Asian stereotype and if you laughed at these two commercials, then you're a hypocrite, plain and simple.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Namie Amuro Coca Cola Zero Commercial

New commercial in Japan with pop idol Namie Amuro.


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I assume the bottle on the floor is the last thing you'd notice?

WILD HEALTH!!!!!