Tuesday, February 23, 2010

So This is What a Bronze Medal is Good For

Source: TMZ



Apparently athletes aren't allowed to have fun after they win medals.

VANCOUVER, British Columbia — American halfpipe bronze medalist Scotty Lago volunteered to leave the Olympics on Friday after risque pictures of him showed up on the Internet.

Lago, who was awarded his bronze medal Thursday night, was at a party, wearing a Team USA T-shirt when somebody snapped a photo of a woman kneeling below Lago's waist to kiss his medal. That picture, and another showing him sticking the medal in the woman's mouth while teammate Greg Bretz looks on, appeared Friday on the TMZ Web site.

Lago apologized to officials at the U.S. Olympic Committee and the U.S. Ski and Snowboard Association and decided to go home.

In the aftermath of several out-of-competition incidents in Turin, one of which resulted in the dismissal of freestyle skier Jeret Peterson, the USOC has made extra efforts to emphasize athletes be on their best behavior when they're at the Olympics.

Before the Beijing Games, the USOC began its "Ambassador Program" that athletes are made to complete before they travel to the games.

Lago was a member of a group of snowboarders called the "Frends," that included Kevin Pearce and Danny Davis, both of whom were badly injured before the Olympics and couldn't make the trip.

"I put all that aside and rode," Lago said.

He said he put together one of the best runs of his life to win the surprise bronze on a night overshadowed by Shaun White and his gold-medal performance.




OMG, I am citing TMZ on Sportz related issues! And why is it that even before I saw the pictures, I knew the girl would be Asian. Just a hunch, but we're becoming stereotypical sex tramps. Way to go girl!

And btw, the Finnish guy won silver in this event that Lago got Bronze. It's the only medal Finland has won so far! He should be getting every girl in Finland!

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Chinese police cancel Mr. Gay China pageant

Beijing police cancel China's first gay pageant from Janek Zdzarski on Vimeo.



The Mr. Gay China pageant has been canceled by police in Beijing
, thus scuttling China's chances at winning the presumably prestigious Mr. Gay Worldwide title in Norway. Given China's state sponsorship of other competitive events like the Olympics, you would think they'd give the fellas a little support?

Why did The Man come down on, er, The Men? "It's sensitive" - a catchall phrase that describes everything in China from Taiwan and Tibet to heroin addiction and AIDS.

Anyways, kudos to the participants for speaking frankly about their disappointment, but what the hell is up with the dude wearing a leather thong swimsuit five sizes too small for him? Does he turn into the Hulk onstage or something to fill it out? I'll never get these things.

UPDATE!

Newsy.com provides some social context (thanks to Rosa Sow):

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

"Then they said, 'Oink, oink, Hitler' ... "




Wait ... what the fuck? Is he auditioning for Disgrasian or something?


BONUS FOOTAGE:

A challenger appears!


Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Masturbate-A-Thon 2009 Champion Masanobu Sato Speaks


Smoooooooooth!

Source: SF Weekly



Well, it's been a week since Masanobu Sato blew away his own masturbating world record at the 9th Annual Masturbate-a-thon, held by the Center for Sex & Culture last Saturday. This guy was a pro, bringing an arsenal of masturbating aids from the Japanese sex product company he works for.

Last year he set the record with 9 hours and 33 minutes, but this time he held on til 9 hours and 58 minutes. He's now back in Japan and exhausted, but was nice enough to answer some of our questions about his victory by e-mail. Behold the master.

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Seriously? 10 hours? Glad to see Japanese porn is good for something! A whole lot of training must have gone into this achievement!

Behold my creation and cower, ye mighty


Youtube Link
A Japanese inventor got tired of jerking off into his vacuum cleaner, and has built the world's most sophisticated "virtual sex apparatus".

Sunday, March 15, 2009

From Japan, happy dick day



Alright, alright - Japan's Hōnen Matsuri festival is actually about "agricultural fertility" (literally "good harvest festival"), but that's been a euphemism for honoring the one eyed trouser mouse for as long as man has figured out how to rotate crops. For the small Tagata Jinja shrine just outside Nagoya, today is the biggest, thickest, dare I say girthiest? day of the entire year. So ladies, as you eat your wheat, rice or corn today, make sure you also take the time to acknowledge and honor the almighty phallus.