Recycled Glass

Against my better judgment, I occasionally see what's cooking over at Sankaku Complex (I just read it for the articles - I swear). Lo and behold, I found something for fans of healthy lungs and fenestraphiles alike. Did I mention this isn't even vaguely safe for work? I should probably mention that.

Anyways, unless I'm missing some greater meaning or linguistic/visual pun that only makes sense in Japanese, sometimes tits on glass aren't a metaphor for life - they're about people fapping like caged monkeys to tits against glass. I'm glad the geniuses at SC were able to help me grasp this very important lesson.

Panties That Clean Your Glasses

Source: dannychoo

You is being wearing glasses? You is being in need of wiping your glasses with something more stylist to stand out from the crowd? Well how about some glasses-wiping pantsu?

These pantsu have been made especially to wipe your glasses - now you can ensure that you gain a lot of attention when standing in that crowd.

The blue bit is designed to be the part that picks up the dirt and wipes the mucky stuff from your glasses.

Wow. Panties that clean your glasses. Would you buy one? Would you use it in public? :)

The G8 Ogle Summit

Source: Calgary Herald

A photograph has touched off a flurry of media commentary — and bad puns — after U.S. President Barack Obama and French President Nicolas Sarkozy were caught casting their gaze in the direction of a passing teenager.

In the photo, the world leaders' heads are turned to catch the "pink-satin-draped booty of a 17-year-old junior G8 delegate," according to the New York Post, a shot that the Drudge Report website dubbed the "second stimulus package." The girl is reported to be Mayora Tavares of Brazil, who was one of several junior delegates who had assembled for a group photograph.

Is there any work being done at these conferences?
It looks like PM Harper did the old "drop pen" trick :)

How to look under a girl's skirt: A Japanese Guide

Source: IZ Reloaded

Scanned pages from a Japanese magazine that teaches you the correct position to look under a girl's short skirt when walking up the stairs. May prove useful for some of you perverts out there.

See bigger picture and instruction here!