Thursday, January 15, 2009

I'm player hating on Devon Aoki


While I will grudgingly acknowledge that Devon Aoki (seen above molesting a Burmese python) is conventionally attractive (she is free of string warts, doesn't have clubbed feet, etc.), she also always has that vaguely disinterested look that makes her look more like a sex robot than a human being.

So yeah, I'm drinking the Haterade. To hell with her.

OK, I feel better now that I've got that off my chest. Back to serious posts about Chinese lingerie shows and bad ABBA covers!

6 comments:

parallelnormal.com said...

natassjia kinski did the same bit with a snake... a real one (which this doesn't appear to be)

Elver said...

She's got the snake all over her crotch. This is... bestiality!

Hmm...

It'd be cuter if she was doing it with a dog instead. Like this.

I've never quite understood how she's become so popular. I mean she's probably the only Asian chick I don't find attractive. Seriously.

Anonymous said...

Elver: *cough*Sandra Oh*cough*

Roger Williams said...

The snake appears to be real, only it's more expressive and showing more emotion than she is. Hence, my intense player hating.

Nickname unavailable said...

Devon Aoki is truly a gift from the heavens! This photo is one of her best, thx for posting it. Stunning! I

Roger Williams said...

You're a freak, and she still sucks! My player hating rages on, unabated!