You is being wearing glasses? You is being in need of wiping your glasses with something more stylist to stand out from the crowd? Well how about some glasses-wiping pantsu?
These pantsu have been made especially to wipe your glasses - now you can ensure that you gain a lot of attention when standing in that crowd.
The blue bit is designed to be the part that picks up the dirt and wipes the mucky stuff from your glasses.
Wow. Panties that clean your glasses. Would you buy one? Would you use it in public? :)