Bush Selling Herbal Tea!

George W. Bush lookalike Brent Mendenhall has been appearing in tea commercials on Japanese TV.

Thanks to @WatariGoro for the translations! :)


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Clerk: (Dept.) Chief...
Chief: Huh?
Clerk: Do you think the (business) proposal all right like this?
Chief: OK.. Farm!
Clerk: (stares, blankly)
Chief: (can't make out what he's trying to say. might just be, "What?", like he doesn't understand why she's just staring at him or may not even be in Japanese. The Bush-actor's pronunciation is really bad.) (Yeah what's NANCHATE!?)
Clerk: (continues to stare, blankly)

Text on the screen says: "Wash it away with our tea."
Narrator: Wash away stupidity with our tea...introducing the gentle herbal taste of our new Herbal Clear!


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Chief, staring at own reflection in mirror.
Clerk, staring at Dept. Chief.
Chief, staring at own reflection, more. Finally he says, "I do look like him...."

Text on the screen says: "Wash it away with our tea."
Narrator: Wash away stupidity with our tea...introducing the gentle herbal taste of our new Herbal Clear!


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At party.
Friend: Oh, that dress looks great!
Clerk: Thanks, I just bought it the other day. I like this kind of....(notices the elevator door opening and her Dept. Chief wearing a suit made with exact same pattern as her dress)

Chief: (points) You're wearing my pattern!

Text on the screen says: "Wash it away with our tea."
Narrator: Wash away stupidity with our tea...introducing the gentle herbal taste of our new Herbal Clear!