Thursday, July 30, 2009

I can fly! Megazip Park

The sun, sand and the sea. All the things you'd associate with Sentosa. Now add air to the equation and the southern island becomes Asia's favourite play.

A new attraction, MegaZip Adventure Park, will soon take you 75 metres high and fly over Siloso beach to a little island out at sea.








WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Looks fun! Everyone ever been there?

I would really like the ZIP down on that, but how do you get up there? I'm lazy, I don't like walking :P

And the park is only $29 per person. That's pretty cheap!

Sunday, July 19, 2009

KidZania! Kids can do any job


Looks smooth! Better than the typical American broadcast!

Source: Jeffrey Friedl's Blog



KidZania in Nishinomiya (near Kobe, about an hour and a half drive south from Kyoto). is best described as “Vocational School meets Disneyland”... it's a place where kids get to pretend to be all kinds of things.

KidZania is a two-story indoor area filled with more than 70 different “businesses” where the kids can participate as an employee or customer. They can move from business to business, with each event taking from 15 to 30 minutes, although, like Disneyland, much time is spent waiting your turn.

If they participate as an employee, they're paid (in KidZo monetary units), and if they participate as a customer, they must pay. The terms for each “business” are displayed out front... how much pay they'll get for participating, or how much it'll cost to participate.



Auto Repair: Three mechanics standing around. Just like the real thing!



FIRE!



I want to see a food fight!

See the rest of the photos and article here.

I think that's really cool! Kids here in Canada know nothing about what their parents do and can never act out their dreams of being a fireman or an astronaut. Sure there's Take Your Kid To Work Day, which is an absolute nuisance. That's pretty much a day adults get no work done. Is there Career Day at school still? That's a load of BS too. Kids bring their parents to tell the class what they do. Unless the job is interesting like making ice cream, nobody gives a shit. It would be really cool if we had this here! Kids meeting each other and working together for a day? Builds teamwork!

So where's the "oppai" gravure model exhibit? These kids could learn a thing or two about Japan's greatest growing industry :)

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Anthony Kim hits spectator in the ass

I was watching on Sunday as Anthony Kim and Tiger Woods entered the final round tied for the lead. Kim took the lead early but then faded from hole 5-10. He just couldn't get any putts down to chase Tiger on the back nine.

But on 18, at least he got something right :)


Youtube Link

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Esthe WAM Hair Removal: Beauty Bowling

Source: Funny Commercials World



Released: May 2009
Advertiser: Esthe
Brand: Esthe WAM Hair Removal Course
Agency: Ogilvy & Mather Japan, Tokyo
Country: Japan

Creative Director: Takuya Matsuo
Art Director: Masahide Yoshimi
Director: Yoshinari Kamiya
Production Company: Pyramid Film, Tokyo
Copywriter: Hono Nakano, Wataru Sato
Producer: Koichi Hara



Youtube Link

Hahaha one left!

Saturday, May 16, 2009

China to open first sex theme park








Ohhhh! Ohhhhh! Ride it harder!

Source: Guardian



Maybe it was the giant revolving model of a woman's legs and lower torso, clad only in an unflattering crimson thong, or perhaps it was the oversized replica of a set of genitals. Either way, many residents in the south-west city of Chongqing are not happy about the development of China's first sex theme park, which has been described as "vulgar" and inappropriate.

The park manager, Lu Xiaoqing, who was inspired by South Korea's popular sex theme park in Jeju, says that Love Land, due to open in October, will improve sex education and help adults enjoy a harmonious sex life. Inside, visitors will be able to view naked human sculptures, giant replicas of genitals and an exhibition about the history of sex and sexual practices in other countries.

The park will also offer sex technique workshops and advise on anti-Aids measures and using condoms properly.

"Sex is a taboo subject in China but people really need to have more access to information about it," Lu told the state newspaper China Daily.


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"But people will become more tolerant and have positive attitudes towards sex; for example, people [already] care more about female orgasm. I read a report saying in the west about 90% of women have experienced orgasm, but in China the number is only 28%," she said.



In a country where censorship is everything, they open up a sex theme park? With genitals and tentacles!

And 28% orgasm rate? Chinese men just aren't doing it right. Sex for chinese women is for pregnancy only and not for enjoyment it seems.